Hancock Is Just Like Us
Posted 02.24.08. 2:19 PM
Hancock may be able to fly, move at super speed and is invulnerable, but besides that, he's just like the rest of us.
HE USES PUBLIC RESTROOMS! After wrapping a bus around a couple of carjackers, Hancock stopped in at the nearest burger joint to use the facilities. By the way, if you're going to the Hollywood Yummy Burger, their mens room is out of order until they replace the urinal.
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Tarred and Flattered
Posted 02.14.08. 3:36 PM
Big morning here at HWH HQ. Hancock engaged in what had to be one of his most spectacular rescues ever, and that's saying a lot for this guy. A group of students from Long Beach were up at the LaBrea Tar Pits when one of the kids somehow got over the fence and fell in to the sticky, smelly mess. It looked like he was about to join the rest of the fossils at the bottom of the pit until a figure came streaking out of the sky, slamming into the bubbling tar. Of course a big mess was made, and the Mayor is saying it will take about six months to clean all the tar off the surrounding Miracle Mile buildings and the Tar Pits are now technically 'empty', but that kid will be back at home tonight, safe and sound.
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POSTED BY gal_up_78
Man, I wanted to go to the pits 1 day :(
POSTED BY Hancrock
What is it the kids say today? LOL, I think.
Helping the Hotties
Posted 02.07.08. 4:50 PM
Dateline: Los Angeles University, Westwood. Things were looking dire last night for the ladies of the Zeta Alpha Zeta sorority when their off-campus housing went up in flames during an initiation. Most of the girls were able to evacuate, but about a dozen new pledges were trapped up in the attic while firefighters tried to contain the blaze on the lower floors. Just as the situation was looking hopeless, who should happen on the scene? Well, since you're reading about this on Hancock Was Here, you can probably guess.
Here's what an eyewitness told The Times: "He took the whole roof off the place with one hand and flung it like a frisbee!" (Note: There's a fundraiser Saturday night for the elderly couple in Echo Park whose home was demolished by that roof) Hancock then flew in to the attic and rescued each of the ladies, one at a time, flying them off to Malibu where they all partied until dawn. Now that's superstyle.
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